Brighton rocked

My trip to Brighton, and then Bournemouth, consisted of the following.

• Drink, lots of; drugs, as if I'd do them!
• Sex, lots of
• Subway sandwiches
• Shopping
• Some more drink
• Dancing, lots of
• Sleeping, occasionally
• Catching up with old friends, lots of
• Some more dancing
• Violence, involving some friends but not me, which descended into a Keystone Cops-style farce that was sorely lacking some Benny Hill music, but involved plenty of police disdain. Unnecessarily dramatic quote from Gary to the police: "...and there's blood!"
• A cute dog
• A big dog
• Lots of boring driving
• There may also have been a bit of flirting